Kid Jokes :: #20444
By Anonymous from USA. 

A kindergarten teacher asked: “What is the shape of the earth?”

After a pause a little girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy…terrible!” 
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Getting Older

Great Things About Getting Older.....

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
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